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N.J. Senate approves online gambling bill
The New Jersey Senate voted 29-5 Monday to allow Atlantic City casino operators to offer online gambling to residents of New Jersey, as well as gamblers outside of the U.S.
March. 25 gambling news online
Broken sprinkler causes severe water damage at Tropicana Casino rooms
Five rooms at an Atlantic City casino were damaged this weekend when workers accidentally broke a sprinkler head in one room.
March. 15 gambling news online
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  Gambling Joke




A man was quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it", she replies.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on", he explains. She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he says, "What the hell was that for?" "Your horse phoned."



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